Population | 6.732 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 197 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.732 billion Second Best Puppet 197ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 197ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,377 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
Noah's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 197's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 197 is ranked 222,091st in the world and 1,664th in Two for Safest, scoring 25.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, electricians spend more time in school than doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, Noah's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
- : Second Best Puppet 197 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, Second Best Puppet 197 City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 197, Second Best Puppet 197's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Second Best Puppet 197 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.